CHAPTER VII.
FLEET STREETS (NORTHERN TRIBUTARIES—CHANCERY LANE).
The Asylum for Jewish Converts—The Rolls Chapel—Ancient Monuments—A Speaker Expelled for Bribery—"Remember Cæsar"—Trampling
on a Master of the Rolls—Sir William Grant's Oddities—Sir John Leach—Funeral of Lord Gilfford—Mrs Clark and the Duke of York—Wolsey in his Pomp—Strafford—"Honest Isaak"—The Lord Keeper—Lady Fanshawe—Jack Randal—Serjeants' Inn—An Evening with
Hazlitt at the "Southampton"—Charles Lamb—Sheridan—The Sponging Houses—The Law Institute—A Tragical Story.
Chancery, or Chancellor's, Lane, as it was first
called, must have been a mere quagmire, or carttrack, in the reign of Edward I., for Strype tells
us that at that period it had become so impassable
to knight, monk, and citizen, that John Breton,
Custos of London, had it barred up, to "hinder
any harm," and the Bishop of Chichester, whose
house was there (now Chichester Rents), kept up
the bar ten years; at the end of that time, on
an inquisition of the annoyances of London, the
bishop was proscribed at an inquest for setting up
two staples and a bar, "whereby men with carts
and other carriages could not pass." The bishop
pleaded John Breton's order, and the sheriff was
then commanded to remove the annoyance, and
the hooded men with their carts once more cracked
their whips and whistled to their horses up and
down the long disused lane.
Half-way up on the east side of Chancery Lane
a dull archway, through which can be caught
glimpses of the door of an old chapel, leads to the
Rolls Court. On the site of that chapel, in the
year 1233, history tells us that Henry III. erected
a Carthusian house of maintenance for converted
Jews, who there lived under a Christian governor.
At a time when Norman barons were not unaccustomed to pull out a Jew's teeth, or to fry
him on gridirons till he paid handsomely for his
release, conversion, which secured safety from such
rough practices, may not have been unfrequent.
However, the converts decreasing when Edward I.,
after hanging 280 Jews for clipping coin, banished
the rest from the realm, half the property of the
Jews who were hung stern Edward gave to the
preachers who tried to convert the obstinate and
stiff-necked generation, and half to the Domus
Conversorum, in Chancellor's Lane. In 1278 we
find the converts calling themselves, in a letter
sent to the king by John the Convert, "Pauperes
Cœlicolæ Christi." In the reign of Richard II.
a certain converted Jew received twopence a day
for life; and in the reign of Henry IV. we find
the daughter of a rabbi paid by the keepers of
the house of converts a penny a day for life, by
special patent.
Edward III., in 1377, broke up the Jewish
almshouse in Chancellor's Lane, and annexed the
house and chapel to the newly-created office of
Custos Rotulorum, or Keeper of the Rolls. Some
of the stones the old gaberdines have rubbed
against are no doubt incorporated in the present
chapel, which, however, has been so often altered,
that, like the Highlandman's gun, it is "new stock
and new barrel." The first Master of the Rolls,
in 1377, was William Burstal; but till Thomas
Cromwell, in 1534, the Masters of the Rolls were
generally priests, and often king's chaplains.
The Rolls Chapel was built, says Pennant, by
Inigo Jones, in 1617, at a cost of £2,000. Dr. Donne,
the poet, preached the consecration sermon. One
of the monuments belonging to the earlier chapel
is that of Dr. John Yonge, Master of the Rolls in
the reign of Henry VIII. Vertue and Walpole
attribute the tomb to Torregiano, Michael Angelo's
contemporary and the sculptor of the tomb of
Henry VII. at Westminster. The master is represented by the artist (who starved himself to death
at Seville) in effigy on an altar-tomb, in a red gown
and deep square cap; his hands are crossed, his
face wears an expression of calm resignation and
profound devotion. In a recess at the back is a
head of Christ, and an angel's head appears on either
side in high relief. Another monument of interest
in this quiet, legal chapel is that of Sir Edward
Bruce, created by James I. Baron of Kinloss. He
was one of the crafty ambassadors sent by wily
James to openly congratulate Elizabeth on the
failure of the revolt of Essex, but secretly to commence a correspondence with Cecil. The place of
Master of the Rolls was Bruce's reward for this useful
service. The ex-master lies with his head resting on
his hand, in the "toothache" attitude ridiculed by
the old dramatists. His hair is short, his beard
long, and he wears a long furred robe. Before him
kneels a man in armour, possibly his son, Lord
Kinloss, who, three years after his father's death,
perished in a most savage duel with Sir Edward
Sackville, ancestor to the Earls of Elgin and
Aylesbury. Another fine monument is that of Sir
Richard Allington, of Horseheath, Cambridgeshire,
brother-in law of Sir William Cordall, a former
Master of the Rolls, who died in 1561. Clad in
armour, Sir Richard Kneels,—
"As for past sins he would atone,
By saying endless prayers in stone."
His wife faces him, and beneath on a tablet kneel
their three daughters. Sir Richard's charitable
widow lived after his death in Holborn, in a house
long known as Allington Place. Many of the past
masters sleep within these walls, and amongst them
Sir John Trevor, who died in 1717 (George I.),
and Sir John Strange; but the latter has not had
inscribed over his bones, as Pennant remarks, the
old punning epitaph,—
"Here lies an honest lawyer—that is Strange!"
The above-mentioned Sir John Trevor, while
Speaker of the House of Commons, being denounced
for bribery, was compelled himself to preside over
the subsequent debate—an unparalleled disgrace.
The indictment ran:—
"That Sir John Trevor, Speaker of the House,
receiving a gratuity of 1,000 guineas from the City
of London, after the passing of the Orphans' Bill,
is guilty of high crime and misdemeanour." Trevor
was himself, as Speaker, compelled to put this resolution from the chair. The "Ayes" were not met
by a single "No," and the culprit was required to
officially announce that, in the unanimous opinion
of the House over which he presided, he stood
convicted of a high crime. "His expulsion from
the House," says Mr. Jeaffreson, in his "Book
about Lawyers," "followed in due course. One
is inclined to think that in these days no English
gentleman could outlive such humiliation for fourand-twenty hours. Sir John Trevor not only
survived the humiliation, but remained a personage
of importance in London society. Convicted of
bribery, he was not called upon to refund the
bribe; and expelled from the House of Commons,
he was not driven from his judicial office. He
continued to be the Master of the Rolls till his
death, which took place on May 20, 1717, in his
official mansion in Chancery Lane. His retention
of office is easily accounted for. Having acted
as a vile negotiator between the two great political
parties, they were equally afraid of him. Neither
the Whigs nor the Tories dared to demand his
expulsion from office, fearing that in revenge he
would make revelations alike disgraceful to all
parties concerned."
The arms of Sir Robert Cecil and Sir Harbottle
Grimstone gleam in the chapel windows. Swift's
detestation, Bishop Burnet, the historian and friend
of William of Orange, was preacher here for nine
years, and here delivered his celebrated sermon,
"Save me from the lion's mouth: thou hast heard
me from the horns of the unicorn." Burnet was
appointed by Sir Harbottle, who was Master of
the Rolls; and in his "Own Times" he has inserted
a warm eulogy of Sir Harbottle as a worthy and
pious man. Atterbury, the Jacobite Bishop of
Rochester, was also preacher here; nor can we
forget that amiable man and great theologian,
Bishop Butler, the author of the "Analogy of
Religion." Butler, the son of a Dissenting tradesman at Wantage, was for a long time lost in a
small country living, a loss to the Church which
Archbishop Blackburne lamented to Queen Caroline.
"Why, I thought he had been dead!" exclaimed
the queen. "No, madam," replied the archbishop; "he is only buried." In 1718 Butler was
appointed preacher at the Rolls by the Sir Joseph
Jekyll. This excellent man afterwards became
Bishop of Bristol, and died Bishop of Durham.
A few anecdotes about past dignitaries at the
Rolls. Of Sir Julius Cæsar, Master of the Rolls in
the reign of Charles I., Lord Clarendon, in his
"History of the Rebellion," tells a story too good
to be passed by. This Sir Julius, having by right
of office the power of appointing the six clerks,
designed one of the profitable posts for his son,
Robert Cæsar. One of the clerks dying before
Sir Julius could appoint his son, the imperious
treasurer, Sir Richard Weston, promised his place
to a dependant of his, who gave him for it £6,000
down. The vexation of old Sir Julius at this arbitrary step so moved his friends, that King Charles
was induced to promise Robert Cæsar the next
post in the clerks' office that should fall vacant,
and the Lord Treasurer was bound by this promise. One day the Earl of Tullibardine, passionately pressing the treasurer about his business, was
told by Sir Richard that he had quite forgotten
the matter, but begged for a memorandum, that
he might remind the king that very afternoon.
The earl then wrote on a small-bit of paper the
words, "Remember Cæsar!" and Sir Richard,
without reading it, placed it carefully in a little
pocket, where he said he kept all the memorials
first to be transacted. Many days passed, and
the ambitious treasurer forgot all about Cæsar.
At length one night, changing his clothes, his
servant brought him the notes and papers from
his pocket, which he looked over according to his
custom. Among these he found the little billet
with merely the words "Remember Cæsar!" and
on the sight of this the arrogant yet timid courtier
was utterly confounded. Turning pale, he sent
for his bosom friends, showed them the paper, and
held a solemn deliberation over it. It was decided
that it must have been dropped into his hand by
some secret friend, as he was on his way to the
priory lodgings. Every one agreed that some conspiracy was planned against his life by his many
and mighty enemies, and that Cæsar's fate might
soon be his unless great precautions were taken.
The friends therefore persuaded him
to be at once indisposed, and not venture forth in that
neighbourhood, nor
to admit to an audience any but persons of undoubted
affection. At night
the gates were shut
and barred early,
and the porter
solemnly enjoined
not to open them
to any one, or to
venture on even a
moment's sleep.
Some servants were
sent to watch, with
him, and the friends
sat up all night to
await the event.
"Such houses," says
Clarendon, who did
not like the treasurer, "are always
in the morning
haunted by early
suitors;" but it was
very late before any
one could now get
admittance into the
house, the porter
having tasted some
of the arrears of sleep which he owed to himself for his night watching, which he accounted
for to his acquaintance by whispering to them
"that his lord should have been killed that night,
which had kept all the house from going to bed."
Shortly afterwards, however, the Earl of Tullibardine asking the treasurer whether he had remembered Cæsar, the treasurer quickly recollected
the ground of his perturbation, could not forbear
imparting it to his friends, and so the whole jest
came to be discovered.

WOLSEY IN CHANCERY LANE (see page 81).

IZAAK WALTON'S HOUSE (see page 82).
In 1614, £6 12s. 6d. was claimed by Sir Julius
Cæsar for paving the part of Chancery Lane over
against the Rolls Gate.
Sir Joseph Jekyll, the Master of the Rolls in
the reign of George I., was an ancestor of that
witty Jekyll, the friend and adviser of George IV.
Sir Joseph was very active in introducing a Bill
for increasing the duty on gin, in consequence of
which he became so odious to the mob that they
one day hustled and
trampled on him in
a riot in Lincoln's
Inn Fields. Hogarth, who painted
his "Gin Lane" to
express his alarm
and disgust at the
growing intemperance of the London
poor, has in one of
his extraordinary
pictures represented
a low fellow writing
J. J. under a gibbet.
Sir William Grant,
who succeeded Lord
Alvanley, was the
last Master but one
that resided in the
Rolls. He had
practised at the
Canadian bar, and
on returning to England attracted the
attention of Lord
Thurlow, then chancellor. He was an
admirable speaker
in the House, and
even Fox is said to
have girded himself tighter for an
encounter with such
an adversary. "He
used," says Mr. Cyrus Jay, in his amusing book,
"The Law," "to sit from five o'clock till one, and
seldom spoke during that time. He dined before
going into court, his allowance being a bottle of
Madeira at dinner and a bottle of port after. He
dined alone, and the unfortunate servant was
expected to anticipate his master's wishes by
intuition. Sir William never spoke if he could
help it. On one occasion when the favourite dish
of a leg of pork was on the table, the servant saw
by Sir William's face that something was wrong,
but he could not tell what. Suddenly a thought
flashed upon him—the Madeira was not on the
table. He at once placed the decanter before
Sir William, who immediately flung it into the
grate, exclaiming, "Mustard, you fool!"
Sir John Leach, another Master of the Rolls,
was the son of a tradesman at Bedford, afterwards
a merchant's clerk and an embryo architect.
Mr. Canning appointed him Master of the Rolls,
an office previously, it has been said, offered to
Mr. Brougham. Leach was fond, says Mr. Jay, of
saying sharp, bitter things in a bland and courtly
voice. "No submission could ameliorate his
temper, no opposition lend asperity to his voice.'
In court two large fan shades were always placed
in a way to shade him from the light, and to
render Sir John entirely invisible. "After the
counsel who was addressing the court had finished,
and resumed his seat, there would be an awful
pause for a minute or two, when at length out of
the darkness which surrounded the chair of justice
would come a voice, distinct, awful, solemn, but
with the solemnity of suppressed anger—'the bill
is dismissed with costs." No explanations, no long
series of arguments were advanced to support the
conclusion. The decision was given with the air of
a man who knew he was right, and that only
folly or villainy could doubt the propriety of his
judgments. Sir John was the Prince Regent's
great adviser during Queen Caroline's trial, and
assisted in getting up the evidence. "How often,"
says Mr. Jay, "have I seen him, when walking
through the Green Park between four and five
o'clock in the afternoon, knock at the private door
of Carlton Palace. I have seen him go in four or
five days following."
Gifford was another eminent Master of the Rolls,
though he did not hold the office long. He first
attracted attention when a lawyer's clerk by his
clever observations on a case in which he was
consulted by his employers, in the presence of an
important client. The high opinion which Lord
Ellenborough formed of his talents induced Lord
Liverpool to appoint him Solicitor-General. While
in the House he had frequently to encounter Sir
Samuel Romilly. Mr. Cyrus Jay has an interesting
anecdote about the funeral of Lord Gifford, who
was buried in the Rolls Chapel. "I was," he says,
"in the little gallery when the procession came
into the chapel, and Lord Eldon and Lord Chief
Justice Abbott were placed in a pew by themselves. I could observe everything that took place
in the pew, it being a small chapel, and noted that
Lord Eldon was very shaky, and during the most
solemn part of the service saw him touch the Chief
Justice. I have no doubt he asked for his snuffbox, for the snuff-box was produced, and he took
a large pinch of snuff. The Chief Justice was
a very great snuff-taker, but he only took it up one
nostril. I kept my eye on the pinch of snuff, and
saw that Lord Eldon, the moment he had taken it
from the box, threw it away. I was sorry at the time,
and was astonished at the deception practised by so
great a man, with the grave yawning before him."
When Sir Thomas Plumer was Master of the
Rolls, and gave a succession of dinners to the Bar,
Romilly, alluding to Lord Eldon's stinginess, said,
"Verily he is working off the arrears of the Lord
Chancellor."
At the back of the Rolls Chapel, in BowlingPin Alley, Bream's Buildings (No. 28, Chancery
Lane), there once lived, according to party calumny,
a journeyman labourer, named Thompson, whose
clever and pretty daughter, the wife of Clark, a
bricklayer, became the mischievous mistress of the
good-natured but weak Duke of York. After
making great scandal about the sale of commissions
obtained by her influence, the shrewd woman wrote
some memoirs, 10,000 copies of which, Mr. Timbs
records, were, the year after, burnt at a printer's in
Salisbury Square, upon condition of her debts
being paid, and an annuity of £400 granted her.
Wilberforce's unscrupulous party statement, that
Mrs. Clark was a low, vulgar, and extravagant
woman, was entirely untrue. Mrs. Clark, however imprudent and devoid of virtue, was no more
the daughter of a journeyman bricklayer than she
was the daughter of Pope Pius. She was really,
as Mr. Cyrus Redding, who knew most of the
political secrets of his day, has proved, the unfortunate granddaughter of that unfortunate man,
Theodore, King of Corsica, and daughter of even
a more unhappy man, Colonel Frederick, a brave,
well-read gentleman, who, under the pressure of a
temporary monetary difficulty, occasioned by the
dishonourable conduct of a friend, blew out his
brains in the churchyard of St. Margaret's, Westminster. In 1798 a poem, written, we believe,
by Mrs., then Miss Clark, called "Ianthe," was
published by subscription at Hookham's, in New
Bond Street, for the benefit of Colonel Frederick's
daughter and children, and dedicated to the Prince
of Wales. The girl married an Excise officer, much
older than herself, and became the mistress of the
Duke of York, to whom probably she had applied
for assistance, or subscriptions to her poem. The
fact is, the duke's vices were turned, as vices
frequently are, into scourges for his own back. He
was a jovial, good-natured, affable, selfish man, an
incessant and reckless gambler, quite devoid of
all conscience about debts, and, indeed, of moral
principle in general. When he got tired of Mrs.
Clark, he meanly and heartlessly left her, with a
promised annuity which he never paid, and with
debts mutually incurred at their house in Gloucester Place, which he shamefully allowed to fall
upon her. In despair and revengeful rage the
discarded mistress sought the eager enemies whom
the duke's careless neglect had sown round him,
and the scandal broke forth. The Prince of Wales,
who was as fond of his brother as he could be of
any one, was greatly vexed at the exposure, and
sent Lord Moira to buy up the correspondence
from the Radical bookseller, Sir Richard Phillips,
who had advanced money upon it, and was glorying
in the escapade.
Mr. Timbs informs us that Sir Richard Phillips,
used to narrate the strange and mysterious story
of the real secret cause of the Duke of York scandal. The exposure originated in the resentment of one M'Callum against Sir Thomas Picton,
who, as Governor of Trinidad, had, among other
arbitrary acts, imprisoned M'Callum in an underground dungeon. On getting to England he
sought justice; but, finding himself baffled, he first
published his travels in Trinidad, to expose Picton;
then ferreted out charges against the War Office,
and at last, through Colonel Wardle, brought forward the notorious great-coat contract. This being
negatived by a Ministerial majority, he then traced
Mrs. Clark, and arranged the whole of the exposure
for Wardle and others. To effect this in the teeth
of power, though destitute of resources, he wrought
night and day for months. He lodged in a garret
in Hungerford Market, and often did not taste
food for twenty-four hours. He lived to see the
Duke of York dismissed from office, had time to
publish a short narrative, then died of exhaustion
and want.
An eye-witness of Mrs. Clark's behaviour at the
bar of the House of Commons pronounced her
replies as full of sharpness against the more
insolent of her adversaries, but her bearing is described as being "full of grace." Mr. Redding,
who had read twenty or thirty of this lady's letters,
tells us that they showed a good education in
the writer.
A writer who was present during her examination before the House of Commons, has pleasantly
described the singular scene. "I was," he says, "in
the House of Commons when Mary Anne Clark
first made her appearance at the bar, dressed in
her light-blue pelisse, light muff and tippet. She
was a pretty woman, rather of a slender make. It
was debated whether she should have a chair; this
occasioned a hubbub, and she was asked, who the
person with her deeply veiled was. She replied
that she was her friend. The lady was instantly
ordered to withdraw, then a chair was ordered for
Mrs. Clark, and she seemed to pluck up courage,
for when she was asked about the particulars of
an annuity promised to be settled on her by
the Duke of York, she said, pointing with her
hand, 'You may ask Mr. William Adam there,
as he known all about it.' She was asked if she
was quite certain that General Clavering ever was
at any of her parties; she replied, So certain, that
I always told him he need not use any ceremony,
but come in his boots.' It will be remembered
that General C. was sent to Newgate for prevarication on that account, not having recollected in time
this circumstance.
"Perceval fought the battle manfully. The
Duke of York could not be justified for some of
his acts—for instance, giving a footboy of Mrs.
Clark's a commission in the army, and allowing
an improper influence to be exerted over him in his
thoughtless moments; but that the trial originated
in pique and party spirit, there can be no doubt;
and, as he justly merited, Colonel Wardle, the
prosecutor in the case, sunk into utter oblivion,
whilst the Duke of York, the soldier's friend and
the beloved of the army, was, after a short period
(having been superseded by Sir David Dundas),
replaced as commander-in-chief, and died deeply
regretted and fully meriting the colossal statue
erected to him, with his hand pointing to the
Horse Guards."
Cardinal Wolsey lived, at some period of his
extraordinary career, in a house in Chancery Lane,
at the Holborn end, and on the east side, opposite
the Six Clerks' Office. We do not know what rank
the proud favourite held at this time, whether he
was almoner to the king, privy councillor, Canon
of Windsor, Bishop of Lincoln, Archbishop of York,
or Cardinal of the Cecilia. We like to think that
down that dingy legal lane he rode on his way to
Westminster Hall, with all that magnificence described by his faithful gentleman usher, Cavendish.
He would come out of his chamber, we read, about
eight o'clock in his cardinal's robes of scarlet taffeta
and crimson satin, with a black velvet tippet edged
with sable round his neck, holding in his hand an
orange filled with a sponge containing aromatic
vinegar, in case the crowd of suitors should in
commode him. Before him was borne the broad
seal of England, and the scarlet cardinal's hat. A
sergeant-at-arms preceded him bearing a great mace
of silver, and two gentlemen carrying silver plates.
At the hall-door he mounted his mule, trapped
with crimson and having a saddle covered with
crimson velvet, while the gentlemen ushers, bareheaded, cried,—"On, masters, before, and make
room for my lord cardinal." When Wolsey was
mounted he was preceded by his two cross-bearers
and his two pillow-bearers, all upon horses trapped
in scarlet; and four footmen with pole-axes guarded
the cardinal till he came to Westminster. And
every Sunday, when he repaired to the king's court
at Greenwich, he landed at the Three Cranes, in
the Vintrey, and took water again at Billingsgate.
"He had," says Cavendish, "a long season, ruling
all things in the realm appertaining to the king, by
his wisdom, and all other matters of foreign regions
with whom the king had any occasion to meddle,
and then he fell like Lucifer, never to rise again.
Here," says Cavendish, "is the end and fall of
pride; for I assure you he was in his time the
proudest man alive, having more regard to the
honour of his person than to his spiritual functions,
wherein he should have expressed more meekness
and humility."
One of the greatest names connected with Chancery Lane is that of the unfortunate Wentworth,
Earl of Strafford, who, after leading his master,
Charles I., on the path to the scaffold, was the first
to lay his head upon the block. Wentworth, the
son of a Yorkshire gentleman, was born in 1593
in Chancery Lane, at the house of Mr. Atkinson,
his maternal grandfather, a bencher of Lincoln's
Inn. At first an enemy of Buckingham, the king's
favourite, and opposed to the Court, he was won over
by a peerage and the counsels of his friend Lord
Treasurer Weston. He soon became a headlong
and unscrupulous advocate of arbitrary power, and,
as Lord Deputy of Ireland, did his best to raise an
army for the king and to earn his Court name of
"Thorough." Impeached for high treason, and
accused by Sir Henry Vane of a design to subdue
England by force, he was forsaken by the weak
king and condemned to the block. "Put not
your trust in princes," he said, when he heard of
the king's consent to the execution of so faithful a
servant, "nor in any child of man, for in them is
no salvation." He died on Tower Hill, with calm
and undaunted courage, expressing his devotion to
the Church of England, his loyalty to the king,
and his earnest desire for the peace and welfare of
the kingdom.
Of this steadfast and dangerous man Clarendon
has left one of those Titianesque portraits in which
he excelled. "He was a man," says the historian,
"of great parts and extraordinary endowment of
nature, and of great observation and a piercing
judgment both into things and persons; but his
too good skill in persons made him judge the
worse of things, and so that upon the matter he
wholly relied upon himself; and discerning many
defects in most men, he too much neglected what
they said or did. Of all his passions his pride
was most predominant, which a moderate exercise
of ill fortune might have corrected and reformed;
and which was by the hand of Heaven strangely
punished by bringing his destruction on him by
two things that he most despised—the people and
Sir Harry Vane. In a word, the epitaph which
Plutarch records that Sylla wrote for himself may
not be unfitly applied to him—'that no man did
ever pass him either in doing good to his friends
or in doing harm to his enemies.' "
Izaak Walton, that amiable old angler, lived for
some years (1627 to 1644) of his happy and contented life in a house (No. 120) on the west side of
Chancery Lane (Fleet Street end). This was many
years before he published his "Complete Angler,"
which did not, indeed, appear till the year before
the Restoration. Yet we imagine that at this time
the honest citizen often sallied forth to the Lea
banks with his friends, the Roes, on those fine
cool May mornings upon which he expatiates so
pleasantly. A quiet man and a lover of peace was
old Izaak; and we may be sure no jingle of money
ever hurried him back from the green fields where
the lark, singing as she ascended higher and higher
into the air, and nearer to the heavens, excelled, as
he says, in her simple piety "all those little nimble
musicians of the air (her fellows) who warble forth
their various ditties with which Nature has furnished them, to the shame of art." Refreshed and
exhilarated by the pure country air, we can fancy
Walton returning homeward to his Chancery Lane
shop, humming to himself that fine old song of
Marlowe's which the milkmaid sung to him as he sat
under the honeysuckle-hedge out of the shower,—
"Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
That valleys, groves, or hills, or field,
Or woods, or steepy mountain, yield."
How Byron had the heart to call a man who
loved such simple pleasures, and was so guileless
and pure hearted as Walton, "a cruel old coxcomb,"
and to wish that in his gullet he had a hook, and
"a strong trout to pull it," we never could understand; but Byron was no angler, and we suppose
he thought Walton's advice about sewing up frogs'
mouths, &c., somewhat hard-hearted.
North, in his life of that faithful courtier of
Charles II., Lord Keeper Guildford, mentions that
his lordship "settled himself in the great brick
house in Serjeants' Inn, near Chancery Lane, which
was formerly the Lord Chief Justice Hyde's, and
that he held it till he had the Great Seal, and some
time after. When his lordship lived in this house,
before his lady began to want her health, he was
in the height of all the felicity his nature was
capable of. He had a seat in St. Dunstan's Church
appropriated to him, and constantly kept the
church in the mornings, and so his house was to
his mind; and having, with leave, a door into
Serjeants' Inn garden, he passed daily with ease
to his chambers, dedicated to business and study.
His friends he enjoyed at home, and politic ones
often found him out at his chambers." He rebuilt
Serjeants' Inn Hall, which had become poor and
ruinous, and improved all the dwellings in Chancery
Lane from Jackanapes Alley down to Fleet Street.
He also drained the street for the first time, and
had a rate levied on the unwilling inhabitants, after
which his at first reluctant neighbours thanked
him warmly. This same Lord Keeper, a time-server
and friend of arbitrary power, according to Burnet,
seems to have been a learned and studious man,
for he encouraged the sale of barometers and
wrote a philosophical essay on music. It was this
timid courtier that unscrupulous Jeffreys vexed by
spreading a report that he had been seen riding
on a rhinoceros, then one of the great sights of
London. Jeffreys was at the time hoping to supersede the Lord Keeper in office, and was anxious to
cover him with ridicule.
Besides the Cæsars, Cecils, Throckmortons,
Lincolns, Sir John Franklin, and Edward Reeve,
who, according to Mr. Noble, all resided in Chancery Lane, when it was a fashionable legal quarter,
we must not forget that on the site of No. 115
lived Sir Richard Fanshawe, the ambassador sent
by Charles II. to arrange his marriage with the
Portuguese princess. This accomplished man,
who translated Guarini's "Pastor Fido," and the
"Lusiad" of Camoens, died at Madrid in 1666. His
brave yet gentle wife, who wrote some interesting
memoirs, gives a graphic account of herself and
her husband taking leave of his royal master,
Charles I., at Hampton Court. At parting, the
king saluted her, and she prayed God to preserve
his majesty with long life and happy years. The
king stroked her on the cheek, and said, "Child,
if God pleaseth, it shall be so; but both you and I
must submit to God's will, for you know whose
hands I am in." Then turning to Sir Richard,
Charles said, "Be sure, Dick, to tell my son all
that I have said, and deliver these letters to my
wife. Pray God bless her; and I hope I shall do
well." Then, embracing Sir Richard, the King
added, "Thou hast ever been an honest man, and
I hope God will bless thee, and make thee a
happy servant to my son, whom I have charged in
my letter to continue his love and trust to you;
and I do promise you, if I am ever restored to
my dignity, I will bountifully reward you both for
your services and sufferings." "Thus," says the
noble Royalist lady, enthusiastically, "did we part
from that glorious sun that within a few months
after was extinguished, to the grief of all Christians
who are not forsaken of their God."
No. 45 (east side) is the "Hole in the Wall"
Tavern, kept early in the century by Jack Randal,
alias "Nonpareil," a fighting man, whom Tom Moore
visited, says Mr. Noble, to get materials for his
"Tom Cribb's Memorial to Congress," "Randal's
Diary," and other satirical poems. Hazlitt, when
living in Southampton Buildings, describes going
to this haunt of the fancy the night before the
great fight between Neate, the Bristol butcher,
and Hickman, the gas-man, to find out where the
encounter was to take place, although Randal had
once rather too forcibly expelled him for some
trifling complaint about a chop. Hazlitt went
down to the fight with Thurtell, the betting man,
who afterwards murdered Mr. Weare, a gambler
and bill-discounter of Lyon's Inn. In Byron's
early days taverns like Randal's were frequented by
all the men about town, who considered that to
wear bird's-eye handkerchiefs and heavy-caped box
coats was the height of manliness and fashion.
Chichester Rents, a sorry place now, preserves
a memory of the site of the town-house of the
Bishops of Chichester. It was originally built in a
garden belonging to one John Herberton, granted
the bishops by Henry III., who excepted it out of
the charter of the Jew converts' house, now the
Rolls Chapel.
Serjeants' Inn, originally designed for serjeants
alone, is now open to all students, though it still
more especially affects the Freres Serjens, or Fratres
Servientes, who derived their name originally from
being the lower grade or servitors of the Knights
Templars. Serjeants still address each other as
"brother," and indeed, as far as Cain and Abel go,
the brotherhood of lawyers cannot be disputed.
The old formula at Westminster, when a new
serjeant approached the judges, was, "I think I
see a brother."
One of Chaucer's Canterbury pilgrims was a
"serjeant of law." This inn dates back as early
as the reign of Henry IV., when it was held
under a lease from the Bishop of Ely. In 1442 a
William Antrobus, citizen and taylor of London,
held it at the rent of ten marks a year. In the hall
windows are emblazoned the arms of Lord Keeper
Guildford (1684). The inn was rebuilt, all but
the old dining-hall, by Sir Robert Smirke, in the
years 1837–38.

OLD SERJEANTS' INN (see page 83).
The humours of Southampton Buildings, Chancery Lane, have been admirably described by
Hazlitt, and are well condensed by a contemporaneous writer, of whose labours we gratefully
avail ourselves.
"In 1820 a ray of light strikes the Buildings,
for one of the least popular, but by no means the
least remarkable, of the Charles Lamb set came to
lodge at No. 9. half-way down on the right-hand side
as you come from Holborn. There for four years
lived, taught, wrote, and suffered that admirable
essayist, fine-art and theatrical critic, thoughtful
metaphysician, and miserable man, William Hazlitt.
He lodged at the house of Mr. Walker, a tailor,
who was blessed with, two fair daughters, with
one of whom (Sarah) Hazlitt, then a married man,
fell madly in love. He declared she was like the
Madonna (she seems really to have been a cold,
calculating flirt, rather afraid of her wild lover).
To his 'Liber Amoris,' a most stultifying series of
dialogues between himself and the lodging-house
keeper's daughter, the author appended a drawing
of an antique gem (Lucretia), which he declared to
be the very image of the obdurate tailor's daughter.
This untoward but remarkably gifted man, whom
Lamb admired, if he did not love, and whom
Leigh Hunt regarded as a spirit highly endowed, usually spent his evenings at the 'Southampton;' as we take it, that coffee-house on the
left hand, next the Patent Office, as you enter the
Buildings from Chancery Lane. It is an unpretending public-house now, with, the quiet, baldlooking coffee-room altered, but still one likes to
wander past the place and think that Hazlitt, his
hand still warm with the grip of Lamb's, has
entered it often. In an essay on 'Coffee-House
Politicians,' in the second volume of his 'Table
Talk,' Hazlitt has sketched the coterie at the
'Southampton,' in a manner not unworthy of Steele.
The picture wants Sir Richard's mellow, Jan Steen
colour, but it possesses much of Wilkie's dainty
touch and keen appreciation of character. Let us call
up, he says, the old customers at the 'Southampton'
from the dead, and take a glass with them. First
of all comes Mr. George Kirkpatrick, who was
admired by William, the sleek, neat waiter (who
had a music-master to teach him the flageolet two
hours every morning before the maids were up),
for his temper in managing an argument. Mr.
Kirkpatrick was one or those bland, simpering,
self-complacent men, who, unshakable from the
high tower of their own self-satisfaction, look
down upon your arguments from their magnificent
elevation. 'I will explain,' was his condescending
phrase. If you corrected the intolerable magnifico,
he corrected your correction; if you hinted at an
obvious blunder, he was always aware what your
mistaken objection would be. He and his clique
would spend a whole evening on a wager as to
whether the first edition of Dr. Johnson's 'Dictionary' was quarto or folio. The confident assertions, the cautious ventures, the length of time
demanded to ascertain the fact, the precise
terms of the forfeit, the provisoes for getting out
of paying it at last, led to a long and inextricable
discussion. Kirkpatrick's vanity, however, one
night led him into a terrible pitfall. He recklessly
ventured money on the fact that The Mourning
Bride was written by Shakespeare; headlong he
fell, and ruefully he partook of the bowl of punch
for which he had to pay. As a rule his nightly
outlay seldom exceeded sevenpence. Four hours'
good conversation for sevenpence made the 'Southampton' the cheapest of London clubs.

HAZLITT (see page 87).
"Kirkpatrick's brother Roger was the Mercutio
to his Shallow. Roger was a rare fellow, 'of the
driest humour and the nicest tact, of infinite sleights
and evasions, of a picked phraseology, and the
very soul of mimicry.' He had the mind of a
harlequin; his wit was acrobatic, and threw somersaults. He took in a character at a glance, and
threw a pun at you as dexterously as a fly-fisher
casts his fly over a trout's nose. 'How finely,'
says Hazlitt, in his best and heartiest mood; 'how
finely, how truly, how gaily he took off the company
at the "Southampton!" Poor and faint are my
sketches compared to his! It was like looking
into a camera-obscura—you saw faces shining and
speaking. The smoke curled, the lights dazzled,
the oak wainscoting took a higher polish. There
was old S., tall and gaunt, with his couplet from
Pope and case at Nisi Prius; Mudford, eyeing the
ventilator and lying perdu for a moral; and H. and
A. taking another friendly finishing glass. These
and many more windfalls of character he gave us
in thought, word, and action. I remember his
once describing three different persons together to
myself and Martin Burney [a bibulous nephew of
Madame d'Arblay's and a great friend of Charles
Lamb's], namely, the manager of a country theatre,
a tragic and a comic performer, till we were ready
to tumble on the floor with laughing at the oddity
of their humours, and at Roger's extraordinary
powers of ventriloquism, bodily and mental; and
Burney said (such was the vividness of the scene)
that when he awoke the next morning he wondered
what three amusing characters he had been in
company with the evening before.' He was fond
also of imitating old Mudford, of the Courier, a fat,
pert, dull man, who had left the Morning Chronicle
in 1814, just as Hazlitt joined it, and was renowned
for having written a reply to 'Cælebs.' He would
enter a room, fold up his great-coat, take out a
little pocket volume, lay it down to think, rubbing
all the time the fleshy calf of his leg with dull
gravity and intense and stolid self-complacency,
and start out of his reveries when addressed with
the same inimitable vapid exclamation of 'Eh!'
Dr. Whittle, a large, plain-faced Moravian preacher,
who had turned physician, was another of his
chosen impersonations. Roger represented the
honest, vain, empty man purchasing an ounce of
tea by stratagem to astonish a favoured guest; he
portrayed him on the summit of a narrow, winding,
and very steep staircase, contemplating in airy
security the imaginary approach of duns. This
worthy doctor on one occasion, when watching
Sarratt, the great chess-player, turned suddenly to
Hazlitt, and said, 'I think I could dance. I'm
sure I could; aye, I could dance like Vestris.'
Such were the odd people Roger caricatured on
the memorable night he pulled off his coat to eat
beef-steaks on equal terms with Martin Burney.
"Then there was C., who, from his slender neck,
shrillness of voice, and his ever-ready quibble and
laugh at himself, was for some time taken for a
lawyer, with which folk the Buildings were then,
as now, much infested. But on careful inquiry
he turned out to be a patent-medicine seller, who
at leisure moments had studied Blackstone and
the statutes at large from mere sympathy with the
neighbourhood. E. came next, a rich tradesman,
Tory in grain, and an everlasting babbler on the
strong side of politics; querulous, dictatorial, and
with a peevish whine in his voice like a beaten
schoolboy. He was a stout advocate for the Bourbons and the National Debt, and was duly disliked
by Hazlitt, we may feel assured. The Bourbons
he affirmed to be the choice of the French people,
the Debt necessary to the salvation of these kingdoms. To a little inoffensive man, 'of a saturnine
aspect but simple conceptions,' Hazlitt once heard
him say grandly, 'I will tell you, sir. I will make
my proposition so clear that you will be convinced
of the truth of my observation in a moment. Consider, sir, the number of trades that would be
thrown out of employ if the Debt were done away
with. What would become of the porcelain manufacture without it?' He would then show the
company a flower, the production of his own
garden, calling it a unique and curious exotic, and
hold forth on his carnations, his country-house, and
his old English hospitality, though he never invited
a friend to come down to a Sunday's dinner.
Mean and ostentatious, insolent and servile, he
did not know whether to treat those he conversed
with as if they were his porters or his customers.
The 'prentice boy was not yet ground out of him,
and his imagination hovered between his grand
new country mansion and the workhouse. Opposed
to him and every one else was K., a Radical reformer and tedious logician, who wanted to make
short work of the taxes and National Debt, reconstruct the Government from first principles, and
shatter the Holy Alliance at a blow. He was for
crushing out the future prospects of society as with
a machine, and for starting where the French
Revolution had begun five-and-twenty years before.
He was a born disturber, and never agreed to
more than half a proposition at a time. Being
very stingy, he generally brought a bunch of
radishes with him for economy, and would give a
penny to a band of musicians at the door, observing
that he liked their performance better than all the
opera-squalling. His objections to the National
Debt arose from motives of personal economy;
and he objected to Mr. Canning's pension because
it took a farthing a year out of his own pocket.
"Another great sachem at the 'Southampton'
was Mr. George Mouncey, of the firm of Mouncey
& Gray, solicitors, Staple's Inn. 'He was,' says
Hazlitt, 'the oldest frequenter of the place and
the latest sitter-up; well-informed, unobtrusive, and
that sturdy old English character, a lover of truth
and justice. Mouncey never approved of anything
unfair or illiberal, and, though good-natured and
gentleman-like, never let an absurd or unjust proposition pass him without expressing dissent.' He
was much liked by Hazlitt, for they had mutual
friends, and Mouncey had been intimate with most
of the wits and men about town for twenty years
before. 'He had in his time known Tobin,
Wordsworth, Porson, Wilson, Paley, and Erskine.
He would speak of Paley's pleasantry and unassuming manners, and describe Porson's deep
potations and long quotations at the "Cider
Cellars." Warming with his theme, Hazlitt goes
on in his essay to etch one memorable evening
at the 'Southampton.' A few only were left, 'like
stars at break of day,' the discourse and the ale
were growing sweeter; but Mouncey, Hazlitt, and a
man named Wells, alone remained. The conversation turned on the frail beauties of Charles II.'s
Court, and from thence passed to Count Grammont, their gallant, gay, and not over-scrupulous
historian. Each one cited his favourite passage
in turn; from Jacob Hall, the rope-dancer, they
progressed by pleasant stages of talk to pale Miss
Churchill and her fortunate fall from her horse.
Wells then spoke of 'Apuleius and his Golden
Ass,' 'Cupid and Psyche,' and the romance of
'Heliodorus, Theogenes, and Chariclea,' which, as
he affirmed, opened with a pastoral landscape
equal to one of Claude's. 'The night waned,' says
the delightful essayist, 'but our glasses brightened,
enriched with the pearls of Grecian story. Our
cup-bearer slept in a corner of the room, like
another Endymion, in the pale rays of a half-extinguished lamp, and, starting up at a fresh
summons for a further supply, he swore it was
too late, and was inexorable to entreaty. Mouncey
sat with his hat on and a hectic flush in his face
while any hope remained, but as soon as we rose
to go, he dashed out of the room as quick as
lightning, determined not to be the last. I said
some time after to the waiter that "Mr. Mouncey
was no flincher." "Oh, sir!" says he, "you should
have known him formerly. Now he is quite another
man: he seldom stays later than one or two; then
he used to help sing catches, and all sorts." '
"It was at the 'Southampton' that George Cruikshank, Hazlitt, and Hone used to often meet, to
discuss subjects for Hone's squibs on the Queen's
trial (1820). Cruikshank would sometimes dip his
finger in ale and sketch a suggestion on the table.
"While living in that state of half-assumed
love frenzy at No. 9, Southampton Buildings, Hazlitt produced some of his best work. His noble
lectures on the age of Elizabeth had just been
delivered, and he was writing for the Edinburgh
Review, the New Monthly, and the London Maga
zine, in conjunction with Charles Lamb, Reynolds,
Barry Cornwall, De Quincey, and Wainwright
('Janus Weathercock') the poisoner. In 1821 he
published his volume of 'Dramatic Criticisms,'
and his subtle 'Table Talk;' in 1823, his foolish
'Liber Amoris;' and in 1824, his fine 'Sketches of
the Principal English Picture Galleries.'
"Hazlitt, who was born in 1778 and died in
1830, was the son of a Unitarian minister of Irish
descent. Hazlitt was at first intended for an artist,
but, coming to London, soon drifted into literature.
He became a parliamentary reporter to the Morning
Chronicle in 1813, and in that wearing occupation
injured his naturally weak digestion. In 1814 he
succeeded Mudford as theatrical critic on Perry's
paper. In 1815 he joined the Champion, and in
1818 wrote for the Yellow Dwarf. Hazlitt's habits
at No. 9 were enough to have killed a rhinoceros.
He sat up half the night, and rose about one or
two. He then remained drinking the strongest
black tea, nibbling a roll, and reading (no appetite, of course) till about five p.m. At supper at the
'Southampton,' his jaded stomach then rousing,
he ate a heavy meal of steak or game, frequently
drinking during his long and suicidal vigils three
or four quarts of water. Wine and spirits he latterly
never touched. Morbidly self-conscious, touchy,
morose, he believed that his aspect and manner
were strange and disagreeable to his friends, and
that every one was perpetually insulting him. He
had a magnificent forehead, regular features, pale
as marble, and a profusion of curly black hair, but
his eyes were shy and suspicious. His manner
when not at his ease Mr. P. G. Patmore describes
as worthy of Apemantus himself. He would enter
a room as if he had been brought in in custody.
He shuffled sidelong to the nearest chair, sat down
on the extreme corner of it, dropped his hat on
the floor, buried his chin in his stock, vented his
usual pet phrase on such occasions, 'It's a fine
day,' and resigned himself moodily to social misery.
If the talk did not suit him, he bore it a certain
time, silent, self-absorbed, as a man condemned to
death, then suddenly, with a brusque 'Well, good
morning,' shuffled to the door and blundered his
way out, audibly cursing himself for his folly in
voluntarily making himself the laughing-stock of an
idiot's critical servants. It must have been hard to
bear with such a man, whatever might be his talent;
and yet his dying words were, 'I've led a happy life.'"
That delightful humorist, Lamb, lived in Southampton Buildings, in 1800, coming from Pentonville, and moving to Mitre Court Buildings, Fleet
Street. Here, then, must have taken place some of
those enjoyable evenings which have been so
pleasantly sketched by Hazlitt, one of the most
favoured of Lamb's guests:—
"At Lamb's we used to have lively skirmishes,
at the Thursday evening parties. I doubt whether
the small-coal man's musical parties could exceed
them. Oh, for the pen of John Buncle to consecrate a petit souvenir to their memory! There
was Lamb himself, the most delightful, the most
provoking, the most witty, and the most sensible of
men. He always made the best pun and the best
remark in the course of the evening. His serious
conversation, like his serious writing, is the best.
No one ever stammered out such fine, piquant,
deep, eloquent things, in half-a-dozen sentences, as
he does. His jests scald like tears, and he probes
a question with a play upon words. What a keenlaughing, hair-brained vein of home-felt truth!
What choice venom! How often did we cut into
the haunch of letters! how we skimmed the cream
of criticism! How we picked out the marrow of
authors! Need I go over the names? They were
but the old, everlasting set—Milton and Shakespeare, Pope and Dryden, Steele and Addison,
Swift and Gay, Fielding, Smollet, Sterne, Richardson, Hogarth's prints, Claude's landscapes, the
Cartoons at Hampton Court, and all those things
that, having once been, must ever be. The Scotch
novels had not then been heard of, so we said
nothing about them. In general we were hard
upon the moderns. The author of the Rambler
was only tolerated in Boswell's life of him; and it
was as much as anyone could do to edge in a word
for Junius. Lamb could not bear 'Gil Blas;' this
was a fault. I remember the greatest triumph I
ever had was in persuading him, after some years'
difficulty, that Fielding was better than Smollett.
On one occasion he was for making out a list of
persons famous in history that one would wish to
see again, at the head of whom were Pontius Pilate,
Sir Thomas Browne, and Dr. Faustus; but we
black-balled most of his list. But with what a
gusto he would describe his favourite authors,
Donne or Sir Philip Sidney, and call their most
crabbed passages delicious. He tried them on his
palate, as epicures taste olives, and his observations had a smack in them like a roughness on the
tongue. With what discrimination he hinted a
defect in what he admired most, as in saying the
display of the sumptuous banquet in 'Paradise
Regained' was not in true keeping, as the simplest
fare was all that was necessary to tempt the extremity of hunger, and stating that Adam and Eve,
in 'Paradise Lost,' were too much like married
people. He has furnished many a text for Coleridge to preach upon. There was no fuss or cant
about him; nor were his sweets or sours ever
diluted with one particle of affectation."
Towards the unhappy close of Sheridan's life,
when weighed down by illness and debt (he had
just lost the election at Stafford, and felt clouds
and darkness gathering closer round him), he was
thrown for several days (about 1814) into a sponginghouse in Tooke's Court, Cursitor Street, Chancery
Lane. Tom Moore describes meeting him shortly
before with Lord Byron, at the table of Rogers,
and some days after Sheridan burst into tears on
hearing that Byron had said that he (Sheridan)
had written the best comedy, the best operetta, the
best farce, the best address, and delivered the best
oration ever produced in England. Sheridan's books
and pictures had been sold; and from his sordid
prison he wrote a piteous letter to his kind but
severely business-like friend, Whitbread, the brewer.
"I have done everything," he says, "to obtain my
release, but in vain; and, Whitbread, putting all
false professions of friendship and feeling out of
the question, you have no right to keep me here,
for it is in truth your act; if you had not forcibly
withheld from me the £12,000, in consequence of
a letter from a miserable swindler, whose claim you
in particular know to be a lie, I should at least have
been out of the reach of this miserable insult; for
that, and that only, lost me my seat in Parliament."
Even in the depths of this den, however, Sheridan still remained sanguine; and when Whitbread
came to release him, he found him confidently
calculating on the representation of Westminster,
then about to become vacant by the unjust disgrace
of Lord Cochrane. On his return home to his wife,
fortified perhaps by wine, Sheridan burst into a long
and passionate fit of weeping, at the profanation,
as he termed it, which his person had suffered.
In Lord Eldon's youth, when he was simply
plain John Scott, of the Northern Circuit, he lived
with the pretty little wife with whom he had
run away, in very frugal and humble lodgings in
Cursitor Street, just opposite No. 2, the chained
and barred door of Sloman's sponging-house (now
the Imperial Club). Here, in after life he used to
boast, although his struggles had really been very
few, that he used to run out into Clare Market for
sixpennyworth of sprats.
Mr. Disraeli, in "Henrietta Temple," an early
novel written in the Theodore Hook manner, has
sketched Sloman's with a remarkable verve and
intimate knowledge of the place:—
"In pursuance of this suggestion, Captain
Armine was ushered into the best drawing-room
with barred windows and treated in the most aristocratic manner. It was evidently the chamber
reserved only for unfortunate gentlemen of the
utmost distinction; it was simply furnished with
a mirror, a loo-table, and a very hard sofa. The
walls were hung with old-fashioned caricatures by
Bunbury; the fire-irons were of polished brass;
over the mantelpiece was the portrait of the master
of the house, which was evidently a speaking likeness, and in which Captain Armine fancied he
traced no slight resemblance to his friend Mr.
Levison; and there were also some sources of
literary amusement in the room, in the shape of a
Hebrew Bible and the Racing Calendar.
"After walking up and down the room for an
hour, meditating over the past—for it seemed hopeless to trouble himself any further with the future—Ferdinand began to feel very faint, for it may
be recollected that he had not even breakfasted.
So, pulling the bell-rope with such force that it fell
to the ground, a funny little waiter immediately
appeared, awed by the sovereign ring, and having
indeed received private intelligence from the bailiff
that the gentleman in the drawing-room was a
regular nob.
"And here, perhaps, I should remind the reader
that of all the great distinctions in life none,
perhaps, is more important than that which divides
mankind into the two great sections of nobs and
snobs. It might seem at the first glance that if
there were a place in the world which should level
all distinctions, it would be a debtors' prison; but
this would be quite an error. Almost at the very
moment that Captain Armine arrived at his sorrowful hotel, a poor devil of a tradesman, who had
been arrested for fifty pounds and torn from his
wife and family, had been forced to retire to the
same asylum. He was introduced into what is
styled the coffee-room, being a long, low, unfurnished, sanded chamber, with a table and benches;
and being very anxious to communicate with some
friend, in order, if possible, to effect his release,
and prevent himself from being a bankrupt, he had
continued meekly to ring at intervals for the last
half-hour, in order that he might write and forward
his letter. The waiter heard the coffee-room bell
ring, but never dreamed of noticing it; though the
moment the signal of the private room sounded,
and sounded with so much emphasis, he rushed upstairs three steps at a time, and instantly appeared
before our hero; and all this difference was occasioned by the simple circumstance that Captain
Armine was a nob, and the poor tradesman a snob.
" 'I am hungry,' said Ferdinand. 'Can I get
anything to eat at this place?'
" 'What would you like, sir? Anything you
choose, sir—mutton chop, rump steak, weal cutlet?
Do you a fowl in a quarter of an hour—roast or
boiled, sir?'
" 'I have not breakfasted yet; bring me some
breakfast.'
" 'Yes, sir,' said the waiter. 'Tea, sir? coffee,
eggs, toast, buttered toast, sir? Like any meat,
sir? ham, sir? tongue, sir? Like a devil, sir?'
"'Anything—everything; only be quick.'
" 'Yes, sir,' responded the waiter. 'Beg pardon, sir. No offence, I hope; but custom to
pay here, sir. Shall be happy to accommodate
you, sir. Know what a gentleman is.'
" 'Thank you, I will not trouble you,' said Ferdinand. 'Get me that note changed.'
" 'Yes, sir,' replied the little waiter, bowing very
low, as he disappeared.
" 'Gentleman in best drawing-room wants breakfast. Gentleman in best drawing-room wants
change for a ten-pound note. Breakfast immediately for gentleman in best drawing-room. Tea,
coffee, toast, ham, tongue, and a devil. A regular
nob!' "
Sloman's has been sketched both by Mr.
Disraeli and Mr. Thackeray. In "Vanity Fair"
we find it described as the temporary abode of the
impecunious Colonel Crawley, and Moss describes
his uncomfortable past and present guests in a
manner worthy of Fielding himself. There is the
"Honourable Capting Famish, of the Fiftieth
Dragoons, whose 'mar' had just taken him out
after a fortnight, jest to punish him, who punished
the champagne, and had a party every night of
regular tip-top swells down from the clubs at the
West End; and Capting Ragg and the Honourable
Deuceace, who lived, when at home, in the Temple.
There's a doctor of divinity upstairs, and five
gents in the coffee-room who know a good glass
of wine when they see it There is a tably d'hote
at half-past five in the front parlour, and cards and
music afterwards." Moss's house of durance the
great novelist describes as splendid with dirty
huge old gilt cornices, dingy yellow satin hangings,
while the barred-up windows contrasted with "vast
and oddly-gilt picture-frames surrounding pieces
sporting and sacred, all of which works were by the
greatest masters, and fetched the greatest prices,
too, in the bill transactions, in the course of which
they were sold and bought over and over again.
A quick-eyed Jew boy locks and unlocks the door
for visitors, and a dark-eyed maid in curling-papers
brings in the tea."

CLIFFORD'S INN (see page 92).
The Law Institute, that Grecian temple that
has wedged itself into the south-west end of
Chancery Lane, was built in the stormy year of
1830. On the Lord Mayor's day that year there
was a riot; the Reform Bill was still pending, and
it was feared might not pass, for the Lords were
foaming at the mouth. The Iron Duke was detested as an opposer of all change, good or bad;
the new police were distasteful to the people;
above all, there was no Lord Mayor's show, and
no man in brass armour to look at. The rioters
assembled outside No. 62, Fleet Street, were there
harangued by some dirty-faced demagogue, and
then marched westward. At Temple Bar the
zealous new "Peelers" slammed the old muddy
gates, to stop the threatening mob; but the City
Marshal, red in the face at this breach of City
privilege, re-opened them, and the mob roared
approval from a thousand distorted mouths. The
more pugnacious reformers now broke the scaffolding at the Law Institute into dangerous cudgels,
and some 300 of the unwashed patriots dashed
through the Bar towards Somerset House, full of
vague notions of riot, and perhaps (delicious
thought!) plunder. But at St. Mary's, Commissioner
Mayne and his men in the blue tail-coats received
the roughs in battle array, and at the first charge
the coward mob broke and fled.

EXECUTION OF TOMKINS AND CHALLONER (see page 95).
In 1815, No. 68, Chancery Lane, not far
from the north-east corner, was the scene of an
event which terminated in the legal murder of a
young and innocent girl. It was here, at Olibar
Turner's, a law stationer's, that Eliza Fenning
lived, whom we have already mentioned when we
entered Hone's shop, in Fleet Street. This poor girl,
on the eve of a happy marriage, was hanged at
Newgate, on the 26th of July, 1815, for attempting
to poison her master and mistress. The trial took
place at the Old Bailey on April 11th of the same
year, and Mr. Gurney conducted the prosecution
before that rough, violent, unfeeling man, Sir John
Sylvester (alias Black Jack), Recorder of London,
who, it is said, used to call the calendar "a bill
of fare." The arsenic for rats, kept in a drawer
by Mr. Turner, had been mixed with the dough
of some yeast dumplings, of which all the family,
including the poor servant, freely partook. There
was no evidence of malice, no suspicion of any
ill-will, except that Mrs. Turner had once scolded
the girl for being free with one of the clerks. It
was, moreover, remembered that the girl had particularly pressed her mistress to let her make some
yeast dumplings on the day in question. The
defence was shamefully conducted. No one pressed
the fact of the girl having left the dough in the
kitchen for some time untended; nor was weight
laid on the fact of Eliza Fenning's own danger and
sufferings. All the poor, half-paralysed, Irish girl
could say was, "I am truly innocent of the whole
charge—indeed I am. I liked my place. I was
very comfortable." And there was pathos in those
simple, stammering words, more than in half the
self-conscious diffuseness of tragic poetry. In her
white bridal dress (the cap she had joyfully worked
for herself) she went to her cruel death, still repeating the words, "I am innocent." The funeral,
at St. George the Martyr, was attended by 10,000
people. Curran used to declaim eloquently on her
unhappy fate, and Mr. Charles Phillips wrote a
glowing rhapsody on this victim of legal dulness.
But such mistakes not even Justice herself can
correct. A city mourned over her early grave;
but the life was taken, and there was no redress.
Gadsden, the clerk, whom she had warned not to
eat any dumpling, as it was heavy (this was thought
suspicious), afterwards became a wealthy solicitor
in Bedford Row.