LONDON.
WESTMINSTER AND THE WESTERN SUBURBS.
"I began to study the map of London."—R. Southey.

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In the first two volumes of this work we
have dealt with the antiquities, the buried
history, the traditions, the folk-lore, and
the anecdotes of what we may term the
eastern hemisphere of London, and if a like
success can be achieved in our treatment
of the corresponding world which lies west
of the above-mentioned line, we shall have accomplished a task of no ordinary difficulty. With
the world of Westminster and its surrounding
districts—the "old court suburb" of Kensington,
Chelsea, Marylebone, and the suburban regions
of Lambeth, Bayswater, and Hampstead —we
have henceforth to discharge the duty of a topographer and a chronicler in one, describing their
features, "old and new," pointing out the spots
which they contain rendered sacred by old traditions and haunted by ancient memories, and
contrasting their present with their former state.
In the performance of this pleasant task, we shall
indeed be much wanting to our subject and to
the public too, if we cannot wake up again into
life and being the ghosts and the shadows of
departed greatness, and summon up before the
readers' eyes some of the illustrious characters who
have been identified with western London, especially during the past three or four hundred years,
during which it has mainly grown into being.
In this western hemisphere there are no Roman
walls to tell of, no mention to make of Julius
Cæsar, or of Boadicea, with her scythed chariots
of war; but there will be much to say of Edward
the Confessor, of William Caxton, of our Norman,
Plantagenet, Tudor, and Stuart sovereigns, of the
statesmen of the reigns of Henry VIII., Elizabeth
and James, and of the far less interesting courts
of our Hanoverian kings. The records of the
Georgian and the Victorian eras, as well as those
of the two previous lines of English monarchs,
we shall do our best to ransack, bringing their
chief men and chief events before the eyes of
our readers; and it will be our pride and privilege
to carry the record of the last-named era down to
a date not very far short of the fortieth year of the
reign of Her Most Gracious Majesty, Queen Victoria, whom may God long preserve, to rule over a
loyal and united people!
We shall make our start, of course, from the
western side of that central edifice, Temple Bar. It
can hardly be allowed that the Strand, to which we
shall first bend our steps, is inferior to Fleet Street,
or any other street in the City proper, in old
memories and literary associations. It is not
merely full of them, it positively teems with them.
For centuries it was a fashionable thoroughfare
lying, as it did, between the City and the Court,
and many of the noblest of the land dwelt along it,
especially on its southern side, on account of the
then bright and clear river on which it looked
down. Where now stands Essex Street, adjoining
the western side of the Temple, the Earl of Essex,
Queen Elizabeth's rash favourite, was besieged,
after his hopeless foray into the City. In Arundel
Street lived the Earls of Arundel, whose title is
now merged in the ducal house of Norfolk; in
Buckingham Street, further to the west, Villiers,
the greedy favourite of Charles I., began to build
a palace. There were royal palaces, too, in the
Strand; for in the Savoy lived John of Gaunt, and
Somerset House was built by the "Protector"
Somerset, with the stones of the churches that he
had pulled down. At Somerset House, too, dwelt
Charles I.'s queen, Henrietta Maria, and also poor
neglected Catharine of Braganza; and it was almost
on this very spot that Sir Edmundbury Godfrey,
the zealous Protestant magistrate, was supposed to
have been murdered. There is, too, the history of
Lord Burleigh's house, in Cecil Street, to record;
and Northumberland House, which has stood so
long, recalling its noble inmates of two successive
lines of the Percies. On the other side of the
Strand we shall have to take note of Butcher's
Row, the place where the conspirators of the
Gunpowder Plot held their meeting; Exeter
House, where lived Lord Burleigh's wily son, and,
finally, Exeter Hall, where the poet Gay lay in
state, and where the annual meeting of many
"religious" societies are held. Nor shall we
forget to make mention of Cross's menagerie
and the elephant Chunee, or of the many eccentric shopkeepers who once inhabited Exeter
'Change. At Charing Cross we shall stop to
see the Cromwellians die bravely, and to stare
at the pillory, in which many incomparable scoundrels have stood in their time, and which we
much regret could not be revived for Arthur
Orton, the perjured claimant of the Tichborne title
and estates. The Nelson column and its lions,
and the statues which surround them in Trafalgar
Square, have all of them stories of their own; and,
as we press on further northward, St. Martin's Lane
becomes specially interesting as the haunt and
home of half the painters of the early Georgian
era. Here and in Leicester Square there are anecdotes of Hogarth and his friends to be picked up;
and the whole neighbourhood generally deserves a
careful exploration, from the quaintness and genius
of many of its former inhabitants.
In Covent Garden again we "break fresh
ground." Let us turn round to our right, then,
and go east again, only at a little greater distance
from the silvery Thames. As we found St. Martin's
Lane full of artists, and the Strand full of noblemen, so the old monastic garden and its neighbourhood will prove to be crowded with actors. We
shall trace the Market of Covent Garden from the
first few sheds set up under the wall of Bedford
House, to the present "Grand Temple of Flora
and Pomona." We shall see what is known to our
younger readers as "Evans's," a new mansion
inhabited by Ben Jonson's friend and patron, Sir
Kenelm Digby, and then alternately tenanted by
Sir Harry Vane, by Denzil Holles, and by Admiral
Russell, who defeated the French at La Hogue.
The ghost of Parson Ford, in which no less sober a
person than Dr. Johnson believed, awaits us at the
door of the "Hummums." There are several
duels for us to witness in the Piazza: there is
Dryden for us to call upon as he sits, the arbiter of
wits, by the fireside at "Will's" Coffee-house:
Addison is to be found not far off at "Button's":
at the Bedford we shall meet Garrick and Quin;
and then stop for a few minutes at "Tom King's,"
close to the portico of St. Paul's, to watch Hogarth's
revellers fight with swords and shovels on that
frosty morning when the painter sketched the prim
old maid going forth to early service at the church.
We shall look in at the "Tavistock" to see Sir
Peter Lely and Sir Godfrey Kneller at work upon
portraits of the frail beauties of the Jacobean and
the Caroline courts, remembering that in the same
room Sir James Thornhill painted, and poor
Richard Wilson produced those fine landscapes
which so few had the taste to buy. The old Westminster hustings, the scene of so many a memorable
election contest, will deserve a word at our hands.
In fact the whole neighbourhood of Covent Garden
is rife with stories of great actors, painters, poets, and
men of letters; and nearly every house, if its walls
and timbers could have a voice, could furnish its
quota of interesting and amusing anecdote. Indeed,
the history of our two principal theatres,
"The houses twain
Of Covent Garden and of Drury Lane,"
if carefully looked up and sifted, would supply us
with an endless store of anecdotes of actors, and
with humorous and pathetic narratives that would
embrace the whole region both of tragedy and of
comedy. Quin's jokes, Garrick's weaknesses, the
celebrated "O. P." riots, the miserable ends of
some popular favourites, the fortunes made by
others, and, generally speaking, the caprices of
genius, afford a running commentary on the words
of the old Roman satirist—
—voluit Fortuna jocari."
"The oddities of Munden and the humour of Liston," it was observed in a previous volume, "serve
only to render the gloom of Kean's downfall the
more terrible, and to show the wreck and ruin of
many unhappy men, equally wilful though less gifted.
There is a perennial charm about theatrical stories,
and the history of these theatres must be illustrated
by many a sketch of the loves and rivalries of
actors, their fantastic tricks, their practical jokes,
and their gay progress to success or failure. Changes
of popular taste are marked by the change of
character in the pieces that have been performed
at various eras; and the history of the two theatres
will include, of necessity, sketches of dramatic
writers as well as of actors."
Then, again turning back into the Strand, and
following the line of the Thames Embankment on
our left, we shall extend our "voyage of discovery"
into another region of dreamland, that of the
venerable Abbey which holds the ashes of our
kings, statesmen, and poets. "From the night on
which," according to the ancient legend, "St. Peter
came over the Thames from Lambeth in the fisherman's boat, and chose a site for the Abbey or
'Minster' of the West in the midst of Thorney
Island, down to the present day, Westminster has
ever been a spot where the pilgrim to historic
shrines loves to linger." Need I remind my readers
that Edward the Confessor built the Abbey, or that
William the Conqueror was crowned within its walls,
the ceremony ending in tumult and bloodshed?
How vast the store of facts from which we have to
cull! We see the Jews beaten nearly to death for
daring to attend the coronation of Richard I.; we
observe Edward I. watching the sacred stone of
Scotland being placed beneath the Coronation
Chair of his forefathers. We hear the Te Deum
sung for the victory of Agincourt, and watch Henry
VII. selecting a site for his last resting-place; we
hear, at the coronation of Henry VIII., for the last
time the sanction of the Pope bestowed formally
upon the accession of an English monarch. We
note Charles Edward sitting disguised in the gallery
while he looks on and sees the crown which might,
under other auspices, have been his own, placed on
the head of George III.; we pity poor Queen
Caroline attempting to enter the Abbey in order to
see the like ceremony performed on her worthless
husband; and we view once more in memory the
last coronation, and draw from it auguries of a
purer and a happier age.
The old Hall of Westminster, too; how could
we neglect that ancient chamber in which for so
many centuries, since the reign of Richard II., at
the least, the Champion of England from time to
time has ridden proudly to challenge all gainsayers
of the Crown, or any who may refuse to promise
their allegiance? How can we forget that the very
timbers of its present roof heard Charles I.
sentenced to death, and soon after saw the Lord
Protector, Cromwell, throned in almost regal splendour within its walls? We must see it not merely
as it stands now, but at its exceptional seasons
of important public events: when the "Seven
Bishops" were acquitted, and the shout of joy
shook London, it is said, like an earthquake: when
the "rebel Lords" were tried and condemned to
death on Tower Hill by the axe. We must see
the "bad" Lord Byron tried for his duel with
Mr. Chaworth, and the "mad" Lord Ferrers condemned to die at Tyburn for shooting his steward.
We must try and get at all events a side view of
the shameless Elizabeth Chudleigh, Duchess of
Kingston, and hear Burke and Sheridan pour forth
their torrents of eloquence over the misdeeds of
Warren Hastings.
Then, next in order, the Parks will draw us westward, and we shall see the Second Charles feeding
his ducks and toying with his mistresses at St.
James's, or playing at "Pall Mall" in the Mall,
which still preserves the name of that once favourite
sport of royalty: again, we shall saunter northwards to Hyde Park to watch the fashions and
extravagancies of successive generations. "Beau
Brummell" and Count d'Orsay will drive by before
our eyes, and "Romeo Coates" will whisk past us
in his fantastic chariot. There will be celebrated
duels to describe, and strange follies to deride. We
shall see Cromwell thrown from his coach, and shall
witness the foot-races so graphically described by
Mr. Samuel Pepys. Dryden's gallants and masked
ladies will receive due mention in their turn; and
we shall tell of bygone encampments and of many
events now almost forgotten by the Londoner of
to-day.
Next, the sight of Kensington will summon up
the memories of William of Orange, Prince George
of Denmark, and the First and Second Georges;
and Holland House will become once more peopled
with Charles James Fox's friends, and the Whig
statesmen, poets, and essayists of the succeeding
generation. We shall also have a word to say
about William Makepeace Thackeray and Leigh
Hunt. At Chelsea we shall come upon pleasant
recollections of the great Sir Thomas More, Swift,
Atterbury, and Sir Robert Walpole. Then, extending our pilgrimage to the north, we shall
again cross Kensington, to find ourselves at the
pleasant suburb of Marylebone, where Queen
Elizabeth sent the Russian Ambassadors to amuse
themselves with a stag-hunt; and where, at a far
later date, Marylebone Gardens were the afternoon
and evening lounge of persons of "quality" who
had a taste for music and flirtations.
But even so, we shall hastily traverse only a
very small portion of the ground so full of pleasant
memories over which we purpose to conduct our
readers, describing it more in detail, and halting at
every step to record traditions more or less long
since forgotten by the multitude. The districts of
Bloomsbury, of St. Pancras, and of Kentish Town,
will lead us by easy stages to the "Northern
Heights of London;" and we shall endeavour to act
as our readers' guides around the pleasant hills of
Hampstead and Highgate, leading them about the
"wells" of the former, and the old park of Belsize,
and the "Spaniards" Inn, and "Jack Straw's
Castle," and the haunts of Akenside, Johnson, and
Sir Richard Steele, and of Clarkson Stanfield and
young Edwin Landseer. Then away, past Caen
Wood, we shall take them on to the "High Gate"
of the Bishops of London, to the home of Samuel
Taylor Coleridge, and the stone where Dick
Whittington listened to "Bow Bells" as they
prophesied his future fortune.
Then again, after a night's rest in London, we
purpose to join them in one or more excursions over
Westminster Bridge to Astley's, where the name of
Ducrow still lingers, to Lambeth Palace, full of the
religious associations of six centuries, and to Vauxhall, with its Gardens, now, alas! blotted out and
built over; and we shall try to recall the days when
Horace Walpole went thither with Lady Petersham,
and helped to stew chickens in a china dish over
a lamp. Then, trudging on, our pilgrim staff in
hand, we shall make our way to Wandsworth and
Putney, and cross the wooden bridge to Fulham,
where successive Bishops of London have had their
palace for several centuries; and thence we may
be led to extend our journey to Chiswick, to see
Hogarth's house, and the burial-place of his dogs,
and even possibly as far as fair "Shene" and
Richmond, still redolent of Thomson and Swift,
and Bluff King Hal, and (in more senses than one)
of "Maids of Honour."
But the task that is before us is no light one,
Mr. Ritchie says, in the opening chapter of his
"Night Side of London,"—"One of the first
things we are told Sir Walter Raleigh did when he
was liberated from the Tower, was to take a promenade around London, to see what wonderful
improvements had been effected during his incarceration. For this purpose his biographer calculates
two or three hours would have sufficed. Times
have altered since then. The man who now makes
the tour round London would find he had no easy
labour. It is hard to say where London begins or
ends." The "City" of London, properly so called,
is but a fraction, and geographically only a small
portion of that great unit, the Metropolis, and is in
reality little more than its counting-house. It is
probable that taking London in its wider sense, our
capital now numbers three and a half millions of
inhabitants, and more than four hundred thousand
houses. Indeed, the present population of London
alone exceeds by more than half a million that of
all England in the reign of Henry VII. By the
Local Management Act of 1856 the entire Metropolitan District was made to consist of no less than
126 square miles; and if we regard London in its
widest sense as co-extensive with the district under
the charge of the City and Metropolitan Police; our
readers will be astonished to hear that it covers
687 square miles.
Dr. Johnson has observed àpropos of the London
of his day, "Sir, if you wish to have a just idea of
the magnitude of this city, you must not be satisfied
with seeing its great streets and squares, but must
survey the innumerable little lanes and courts. It
is not in the showy construction of buildings, but
in the multiplicity of human habitations which are
crowded together, that the wonderful immensity of
London consists." If the worthy Doctor could
behold the Mammoth City at the present time, with
its additional century of growth and of population,
he would be hardly able to find a word in his
dictionary long enough to express adequately his
idea of its enormous proportions!
As we, however, mean to take our time, pausing
at every striking object which meets our view, to
rest and to admire, the extent of ground which we
have to explore need not alarm us, while in leisurely
sort we roam from flower to flower over a garden
as varied as the imagination can well conceive.
There have been others who have essayed this
flight before us, and we shall hope to profit largely
by their experience. There have been brave and
learned workers in this field. We shall therefore be able to build on good foundations any
structure that we may endeavour to rear up. We
shall hope to be wide and catholic in our selection,
and to supply a variety of dishes, all suited to the
taste of some one section of our numerous and
varied body of readers. We shall endeavour to
choose all that is of local, personal, and, above all,
of human interest, pruning away what is dull and
superfluous: we shall select our anecdotes with
care, culling such only as will bring no blush to the
cheek of maidenhood, while we trust to tell the
rest in a way which at least shall be pithy and racy.
At all events, we will pass knowingly by no fact
that is of interest, but do our best to blend together
in one consistent whole all that Time can give us
bearing on old and new Westminster. Street by
street, we shall delve deep into the soil for stories
illustrative of the spot on which we stand, despising
no book, however humble, if only it throws some
light on the topographical history of London, and
its ancient and modern manners and customs.
Such is the brief outline of our plan; and it is
with a good heart that we shall sally forth to realise
it. We have before us a large variety of men and
women, as well as of places, to portray. From the
day when painted savages roamed about the forest
now occupied by Hyde Park and Mayfair, down to
the day when Queen Victoria drove from Paddington to Whitehall, and so through St. James's Park to
Buckingham Palace, to introduce to the people of
London and Westminster her new daughter-in-law
from Russia, is indeed a long period over which to
range. Nevertheless, we will endeavour to call up,
by our wizard spells, the various generations of the
human family who have had their haunts in and
around Westminster, and the "Old Court Suburb,"
and see what we can find worth the telling about each
in succession. Long lists of mere names, dull rows
of dates, and dry rolls of pedigrees, we shall leave
to the learned antiquary and the scientific historian,
content if we can follow humbly in the steps of
such chatty and gossiping chroniclers as dear old
Herodotus and Livy were of old, and as Pepys and
Evelyn, as Horace Walpole and Sir Nathaniel
Wraxall have been in more recent and historic
times. In a certain sense, too, it may be taken for
granted, that the reminiscences of Westminster will
prove it no way inferior to those of London proper,
inasmuch as they are so closely interwoven with
the histories of those successive dynasties of Tudor
and Stuart sovereigns whom, in spite of all their
faults and failings, and of our fealty to the crown
of Victoria, we are too loyal to the past greatness
of England to wish to see struck out from the
history of our country.